Alisha:
a 19 year old, egotistical, nerdy redhead who spends way to much time on tumblr. x)
a-wild-eviee-appears:


trying to go on tumblr at school.

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via ugly)


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geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

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geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

(Source: geeksotospeak-inactive, via baconnnnnnn)

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: secyass, via cumfort)


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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via cumfort)


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jmaslows:

image

it gets funnier every time.

(Source: mishadcollins, via hi)


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  • Parents: be yourself
  • Me: -is self-
  • Parents: wait no

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sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

(via artichokehold-deactivated201404)


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cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

(Source: johnfkennedy, via vvankinq)


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tentacoolaid:

tentacoolaid’s tumblr awards

rules

  • must be following me
  • reblog this post (likes can be used as bookmarks)
  • ends when it gets to a certain number of notes. (if its a flop, pretend it never happened.)
  • note: the winners will not just be chosen by me, I have people assisting me.

categories (the numbers are not official and might be adjusted)

  • best theme [3]
  • best original content/posts [3]
  • best urls [3]
  • best non-humor blogs [3]
  • cutest girls [3]
  • cutest boys [3]
  • my faves [3]
  • honorable mentions [??]

prizes

  • followback (if i’m not already)
  • friendship
  • selfie & original text post reblogs
  • placement on my sidebar.
  • free joke

good luck!

gif/banner created by me (altered “Poppy Field” by sulamith)

(via maingrl)

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aestheticgoddess:

source

aestheticgoddess:

source

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